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Sarie ([personal profile] donutologist) wrote in [community profile] donutology2016-05-02 07:06 pm

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memes I like

rainy day
nursed back to health
road trip
1408 (evil fucking hotel room)
romantic tension
haunted house
tied together

I'm up for almost anything! Gen/Shipping/Horror/etc. Just no smut. I'm okay with doing the starters and discussing PSL ideas too.
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THAT'S IT. That's the face of "why am I doing something you want to do?" or constipation.

At least, that's what Kagura believes. She throws her arms in the air, cheering as Sadaharu starts to make circles around the Vespa.

Yayayaya! I did not think this day would come, Sadaharu!
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)

[ Yeah, he's probably doomed, isn't he? Fuuuuuck. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)

[ He probably is. But, on the bright side, Kagura is starting to be good. She gets Sadaharu back on a normal course, and starts humming to herself happily as he trots along next to Gintoki.

She's even giving Gin those happy sidelong glances, like she totally knows what's coming.
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damn it. She's so happy suddenly. But there is just no single way he could get her into that park, there really isn't, no matter how much he wants to. And he's been trying to tell her, but she just doesn't ...

And it's too late to abort the mission.

So they carry on. At this point, denying they are definitely following the D*sneyland signs would be stupid, so Gintoki simply says nothing until they arrive at the town outside of the park, like a little taste of the wonder that is to come. For the fortunate ones who don't have broke ass not-dads that is.

There are parking lots, sure, but they look like hell so Gintoki finds bushes to hide his scooter with instead. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ WOW. Just wow. This might be the best day of her life. The parking lot is huge, so it must be Disneyland! It is, right? She honestly isn't sure what it looks like.

Once he's finished hiding his scooter, she slides of Sadaharu and rams into Gintoki's side. He's getting an organ smashing hug.

Thank you, thank you, Gin-chan!!
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 07:13 am (UTC)(link)

[ Wow, that's one hell of a hug. It hurts, oi! She might as well be squeezing the life out of him!

Somehow, he manages to get a full, strained sentence out, though. ]

Is killin' me the way you wanna thank me??

[ He rarely sees her this happy. Shit.

Hopefully this town is cool enough that she'll be satisfied with it. He's never been. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ She finally releases him. But, before his internal components can even attempt to regain their original shapes, she grabs his hand and starts pulling him into the town.

She looks pretty impressed with even the outside of Disneyland! Her face lights up even further when she sees a small concessions stand.

Gin-chan! Can we get sodas? Pleeeaaase?

[ Wow, look, in the span of a couple comments he got his please and his thank you! ]
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is this what happens when he takes her somewhere nice? What is this madness.

But, sure. He'll get her all the relatively cheap stuff she wants as long as it keeps her away from the actual entrance. And ... until he runs out of money, obviously. But anyway.

Here goes. ]

Fine, fine.

[ Soda it is.

He desperately needs some sugar too, anyway. The stand even has souvenirs, so perhaps he should get her something like that too ...

His wallet will be drained even from being outside of the damn park. Greedy bastards. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ She'll wait patiently with him through the short line, then once he's focused on talking to the cashier.... Bam. She's gone.

When he does turn to look at her, the only trace will be the kusogaki-shaped outline where she was just standing.
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 07:56 am (UTC)(link)

[ He even got her a cup with ears and everything that she could bring back! That thing cost a fortune! And then she just leaves??? ]

Oi, Kagura! Uh--?

[ He looks back at the cashier. ]

Did you see where she went?

[ The cashier shakes her head with an apology, and then gestures for the next customer to come forward.

Gintoki swears under his breath and steps away, turning around on the spot, but he doesn't see anything. ]

Sadaharu! Here, boy!

[ If BOTH of them are gone, then ...

What an annoying brat. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh they're both gone. It'll only be couple minutes though before there's some kind of ruckus near the main entrance. There are some scattered screams, the sound of something metal being smashed.... And then an odd silence.

And another moment later, kagura will come into view. She looks... Redder than normal. She's covered in some suspicious crimson colored liquid. She's also holding something over her head triumphantly. As she sprints closer, Gintoki will be able to make out what it is.

It's Mickey's head.

The foam costume one anyway.

Gin-chan! I did it! I got revenge for Laputa! I taught that corrupt mouse bastard, yes?

[ If he cares to remember three straight weeks of whining, not long ago, where Kagura lamented the fact that the new Japanese Disney channel replaced the channel that played Laputa on repeat every weekend... ]
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Of course, when there's a scream Gintoki can't resist coming running. He's ready for something terrible, because you never know what might go down in a park like this, so he's got his sword pulled out and everything ... ]

Out of my way!

[ Silence is even worse. Silence is terrible, in fact. What the hell is going on? Where did she go?

The expensive soda is also lying on the ground somewhere now. RIP.

And then suddenly there's Kagura, and he skids to a halt, eyes widening at the red on her before his eyes travel down to--

The head in her hands.

Of course he doesn't remember three straight weeks of whining! After the first day he stopped listening! Nobody has the time or energy to listen to Kagura going on and on about her stupid shows! He can't believe this. She put him through all of that jabber about D*sneyland only to do this. ]


[ And now they're definitely banned forever.

Oh, well.

There are security guards following her, so obviously he turns and starts running too. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you knew, yes?

[ She says casually, as they run for their lives.

But really, half the "hints" she left him were just photos of Disney character heads. The bodies were ripped off. That was a clear sign, right?!

At any rate, the parking lot is coming into view, along with Sadaharu, who has been dutifully waiting for the getaway as Kagura has instructed.
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't paying attention, dumbass! At least notice when someone stops listening to you!

[ Seeing as he needs to retrieve his scooter, he picks up the speed to get ahead a little, making a beeline for the bushes.


At least this gets him out of getting his ass kicked. He supposes he can't complain too much about that.

"STOP!" the guards yell furiously. "OI! I ORDER YOU TO STOP!" ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 09:00 am (UTC)(link)

[ When she's close enough, she leaps onto her dog chariot, and they circle around to the bushes, so they can all make a break for it together. ]
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 09:11 am (UTC)(link)

[ He skids around the bushes and takes a firm grip on the handles to push the scooter out as fast as he can. Once both wheels are on the road, he continues: ]


[ He'll be right behind her, because he's hopping onto the scooter and starting it up as he leaves the helmet sitting a bit askew on his head. It'll suck if it falls off but oh well.

He stills puts a hand on top of it just in case, as he slams the pedal to the metal, so to speak, and takes off in a jerky motion to head back the way they came. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-09 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah yeah, like she needs to be told. She's holding the head up again, like a gross trophy, as Sadaharu bounds after Gintoki. And she's laughing the whole way.

The guards are no match for that. There's no guarantee that the police won't be involved, but for now they're free. And Kagura does seem pretty happy.
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-09 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ God, what a terror. What an awful brat he's been saddled with. See if he ever listens to anything she says ever again! It never leads anywhere good. Terrible. Awful. And yet ...

And yet laughter bubbles out of him because, honestly, that place deserves it for taking advantage of their fame and taking fucking absurd fees for everything? Do poor children not deserve to have their dreams come true?? They can't really need all that money! There's probably some hotshot at the top taking 90% of everything. They can pay for a new Mickey suit, and he sure as hell isn't giving them anything. ]

And where're you gonna put that thing, oi????
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-09 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ That place really does deserve it. And besides, even if it was terrible, these are the kinds of things she likes. Spending time with Gintoki. Even if it is just travel time between committing crimes.

Because of that, she has to do something good with the mouse head, right? She turns it over in her hands thoughtfully for a moment..

I will wear it, yes?

[ The outside of it smells like cherries from the syrup at the snocone cart that she and the mouse smashed. The inside however, smells like the sweaty bald guy who last donned it might need scalp deodorant. She grimaces and pulls it off quickly. ]

Shinpachi will wear it, yes?
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-10 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who took it, you wear it, damn brat! Don't shove it off on someone else, take some responsibility!

[ Says the man who's running away from the fine for the crime she's committed. But those are two entirely different things. We've already established D*sneyland deserves nothing from them anyway.

He also sounds far more amused than he does pissed off, though, so obviously he's not ... really that serious. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-10 06:16 am (UTC)(link)

[ She's not completely serious either. Sort of. She might really force it on Shinpachi when they get home. ]

I am being considerate, yes? Shinpachi did not get to go to Disneyland, so he would like a souvenir, yes?
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That thing's creepy, nobody wants it.
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-12 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, are you upset because you want to try it? You can, yes? We would have to become a new manga, and there would probably be a lawsuit, but gorillawriter can handle it.
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-13 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
If there's gonna be any kinda lawsuit, we're already in trouble because you took the head off of M*ckey and you haven't censored a damn thing!
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-16 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Huhuhuhu. You are truly naive, yes? It has been too many years of the same thing! Bleeping out M*ckey and B*nkai is not going to work anymore!

[ Since when are bankai part of Disney? Who knows. ]

We need a new tactic. This is not Mickey, yes? This is Samuel. He fought in the war with you, yes?

[ Fake flashback to the old Joui huddle; only a bloody Mickey Mouse is also there, with an arm around Gintoki. His lifeless eyes reflecting the death and destruction he's trying so hard to forget. ]
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-16 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-16 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Man... Gin-chan! You want us to get sued, yes? Is that why you are making such a big deal?

[ She lowers the mouse head, and shoots Gintoki a concerned look ]

It is not like anyone cares about the accuracy of the backstory, yes? People will forget it again just like they forget characters like Yashimoto and Hamasuki.

[ Weird Disney versions of Sakamoto and Takasugi? You bet. That's what those guys are. The right clothes and accessories, but weird character heads. ]
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-17 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What is wrong with her.

Just this face. ]

Who are they. If the main heroine in the manga can't even keep track of the hero's old friends, why's anybody else gonna? You're ruining us, oi. Put some effort into it.
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-21 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I tried, Gin-chan! Really! But so many characters come and go, yes?

[ A parade of characters in gross mascot heads? YES. Ninjas, samurai, old and young, one episode side characters, shinpachi love interests... They're all flying by. There are too many! ]

You cannot keep them straight either! When was the last time you heard from Oogushi-kun, huh? Did you remember him?
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-22 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
There never was an Oogushi-kun! I made him up! Ah, that's how it was, right?

[ He cups his chin, frowning at the road in front of him. Oogushi-kun is just made up, right? There was no such old friend of Gin-san's, right? ]