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Sarie ([personal profile] donutologist) wrote in [community profile] donutology2016-05-02 07:06 pm

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memes I like

rainy day
nursed back to health
insomnia
road trip
cursed
1408 (evil fucking hotel room)
romantic tension
haunted house
tied together
stargazing



I'm up for almost anything! Gen/Shipping/Horror/etc. Just no smut. I'm okay with doing the starters and discussing PSL ideas too.
permboy: (→118)

Kagura-channnn

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's only so much a man can take.

Kagura's gotten it into her head lately that she absolutely, no matter what, has to go to D*sneyland. Some hot new thing among brats. "Everybody else gets to go," etc. etc. The typical shitty argument that brats always have to pull when they want something. It's super annoying.

When after a few months it still hasn't stopped, Gintoki figures he needs to do something about it. Not that he can take her to freaking D*sneyland - what does she think he is, middle class who can just save money for a little while and be able to afford it? - but he can take her somewhere. Maybe it'll make her shut up and forget about it. At least, that's what he really really hopes, as he shuffles over to the closet door and knocks lightly on it. ]


Oi, Kaguraaa, wakey wakey. We've got somewhere to be.

[ Drawling.

Shinpachi's got plans with Tae today and won't show up, so Gintoki could be taking the chance to sleep in, but no, he has to do this instead! Pain in the ass. ]
kusogaki: (pic#8485332)

Gin-channnnnnnnnn

[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh boy. Where could they possibly be going? Another boring job?

After all, those few months of bothering had done nothing. She'd been a good kid, right? She had done a lot of work, made meals when it was her turn without complaint, made sure to flush the toilet every time.

Still, Gintoki hadn't recognized this. He was happy to lie on the couch and read the experiences dreamed up by NEET mangakas. She wasn't, though! She wanted a real taste of life. An adventure! Action! Mouse ears with her name embroidered on them! And all she got was a sad wake up call. In more ways than one.
]

Breakfast.

[ Yep. that's it. That's the only greeting he gets as she lazily pulls her door open and tries to smooth down her hair. ]
permboy: (→90)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow. Is this how much D*sneyland actually matters to her, or has she given up on the idea entirely? Either of those are mildly promising, because then this might actually work. ]

Aaa? What happened to 'please's or 'may I have's? Haven't I raised you to be better than this?

[ Yeah, right.

There is breakfast, though. Rice and egg and even a little bit of fish. It's like a feast in the living room! Where Gintoki is going now, without further ado. ]
kusogaki: (pic#8647070)

[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay. Wait. Something's not right here.

He was up before she was, and he took his breakfast making turn without having to be nagged. She steps out of her closet room cautiously and follows him. She's suddenly very awake and very aware of her surroundings. There could be some kind of trick coming at any moment.
]

Where are we going, Gin-chan? It is just work, yes?
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Don't ask a bunch of questions in the morning, oi. Gin-san doesn't wanna answer a dramatic brat's existential questions when he just woke up.

[ Ah, wait, he can't let her build up too much excitement. ]

Where else would we be going? Money doesn't grow on trees, na?
kusogaki: (pic#8646996)

[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ She eyes him suspiciously as she sits down to gather up some food. She can't always tell if he's lying or not. But fine, she'll quickly shovel as much food as she can into her mouth (while still staring at him) so she can then go get ready for the day.

Whatever it may involve...
]
permboy: (→117)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'll just ignore the staring completely as he eats his own breakfast. Actually, the innocent expression on his face probably comes off as a bit fake. And shouldn't he be whining more or something anyway?

Putting a little bit too much effort into acting nonchalant, tbh. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ If that's how he wants to be, that's fine. She'll deal with it. He's definitely acting weird, so she'll run through scenarios in her mind as she goes to brush her teeth.

Shinpachi's funeral? Re-gluing Zura's wig? Maybe he has a date with a Gorilla so he's going to drop her off somewhere.

It's puzzling. But before she knows it, she's dressed, has her hair in d*ck cups, and she's by the door.
]

Ready!

[ Note the fake enthusiasm, Gin-chan. NOTE IT. ]
permboy: (→04)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, at least she isn't making a fuss. That's promising.

... Or is it?

Luckily the weather is over by the time she says she's ready, or they might have a problem with him taking too long. Now it only takes a minute before he joins her, and puts a scooter helmet on top of her head. ]


Can I get a little more real enthusiasm? I'm being nice to you here.

[ The disappointment. It's dripping. Is she going to be like this all day? ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
By taking me to work. That is what we always do, yes?

[ She steps into her shoes, and heads out into the sunlight. She immediately pops her umbrella open, and turns back to him. ]

You did not say what kind of job it is even.

[ She will be like this all day unless he's got something good planned!!! ]
permboy: (→161)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't always know either, do I?

[ He grabs his scooter from under the stairs and takes it out onto the road before getting on. ]
kusogaki: (pic#7534352)

[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wait?? He's taking her somewhere else? No... it can't be. Unless it's pachinko or something. Yeah he's going to let her hold his bucket but then get mad if she makes any loud observations about the other players.

Still, she'll whistle for Sadaharu so she can hop on him. She's not going to let Gin-chan's mind games win!
]
permboy: (→73)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good. Just follow him out of spite. Be annoyed! Then it'll look better when they finally get there. When it's not as terrible as she fears.

Hopefully.

It's going to take them a while, so he ... takes out a bottle of strawberry milk and opens that before he takes off down the street. Off they go to the outer rims of Edo. Hopefully she doesn't pay too much attention to the street signs for when they eventually start saying "Edo D*sneyland" because the less time she builds excitement, the better. Because they're not getting into that park. They'll just sort of stare at it.

This is a terrible idea. He has to make it seem like an awful place somehow, but will he succeed?? The question. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He almost... ALMOST got away with it. After she had started off after him, it was taking so long that she had just sort of slumped over into Sadaharu's fur.

But, like any child asleep on a car ride (despite how this way of traveling isn't normal at all), she manages to get jostled awake before the destination so she can ruin a quiet trip. And, it's just as they are passing one of the street signs.

Normally she'd have to work to read it, but she's been "dropping hints" to Gintoki for so long, she recognized the name immediately. As soon as she sees it, she hurries Sadaharu and steers him to Gintoki's side.
]

Gin-chan?! Are we going to the place on the signs, yes?!
permboy: (→100)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Damn it. Now she's excited. DAMN IT. That was fast. Why? What will he do ...

Could they ... somehow manage to sneak in, maybe? No, no, that's impossible, plus they'll check for tickets whatever they want to do ... Nope, that definitely won't work. Terrible idea. GET IT TOGETHER, GIN-SAN. YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU CAN TURN HER OFF D*SNEYLAND FOREVER. ]


Oiii, didn't I tell you to stop asking questions? I'm tired and I gotta drive here! Shut up and leave me alone!
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THAT'S IT. That's the face of "why am I doing something you want to do?" or constipation.

At least, that's what Kagura believes. She throws her arms in the air, cheering as Sadaharu starts to make circles around the Vespa.
]

Yayayaya! I did not think this day would come, Sadaharu!
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-07 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
OIIIIII!! DON'T RUN AROUND ME, IDIOT! D'YOU WANNA CRASH, AAA??

[ Yeah, he's probably doomed, isn't he? Fuuuuuck. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-07 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Okaaaaaay!

[ He probably is. But, on the bright side, Kagura is starting to be good. She gets Sadaharu back on a normal course, and starts humming to herself happily as he trots along next to Gintoki.

She's even giving Gin those happy sidelong glances, like she totally knows what's coming.
]
permboy: (→106)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damn it. She's so happy suddenly. But there is just no single way he could get her into that park, there really isn't, no matter how much he wants to. And he's been trying to tell her, but she just doesn't ...

And it's too late to abort the mission.

So they carry on. At this point, denying they are definitely following the D*sneyland signs would be stupid, so Gintoki simply says nothing until they arrive at the town outside of the park, like a little taste of the wonder that is to come. For the fortunate ones who don't have broke ass not-dads that is.

There are parking lots, sure, but they look like hell so Gintoki finds bushes to hide his scooter with instead. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ WOW. Just wow. This might be the best day of her life. The parking lot is huge, so it must be Disneyland! It is, right? She honestly isn't sure what it looks like.

Once he's finished hiding his scooter, she slides of Sadaharu and rams into Gintoki's side. He's getting an organ smashing hug.
]

Thank you, thank you, Gin-chan!!
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Gh--!

[ Wow, that's one hell of a hug. It hurts, oi! She might as well be squeezing the life out of him!

Somehow, he manages to get a full, strained sentence out, though. ]


Is killin' me the way you wanna thank me??

[ He rarely sees her this happy. Shit.

Hopefully this town is cool enough that she'll be satisfied with it. He's never been. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ She finally releases him. But, before his internal components can even attempt to regain their original shapes, she grabs his hand and starts pulling him into the town.

She looks pretty impressed with even the outside of Disneyland! Her face lights up even further when she sees a small concessions stand.
]

Gin-chan! Can we get sodas? Pleeeaaase?

[ Wow, look, in the span of a couple comments he got his please and his thank you! ]
permboy: (→128)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is this what happens when he takes her somewhere nice? What is this madness.

But, sure. He'll get her all the relatively cheap stuff she wants as long as it keeps her away from the actual entrance. And ... until he runs out of money, obviously. But anyway.

Here goes. ]


Fine, fine.

[ Soda it is.

He desperately needs some sugar too, anyway. The stand even has souvenirs, so perhaps he should get her something like that too ...

His wallet will be drained even from being outside of the damn park. Greedy bastards. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ She'll wait patiently with him through the short line, then once he's focused on talking to the cashier.... Bam. She's gone.

When he does turn to look at her, the only trace will be the kusogaki-shaped outline where she was just standing.
]
permboy: (→61)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Eh?

[ He even got her a cup with ears and everything that she could bring back! That thing cost a fortune! And then she just leaves??? ]

Oi, Kagura! Uh--?

[ He looks back at the cashier. ]

Did you see where she went?

[ The cashier shakes her head with an apology, and then gestures for the next customer to come forward.

Gintoki swears under his breath and steps away, turning around on the spot, but he doesn't see anything. ]


Sadaharu! Here, boy!

[ If BOTH of them are gone, then ...

What an annoying brat. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh they're both gone. It'll only be couple minutes though before there's some kind of ruckus near the main entrance. There are some scattered screams, the sound of something metal being smashed.... And then an odd silence.

And another moment later, kagura will come into view. She looks... Redder than normal. She's covered in some suspicious crimson colored liquid. She's also holding something over her head triumphantly. As she sprints closer, Gintoki will be able to make out what it is.

It's Mickey's head.

The foam costume one anyway.
]

Gin-chan! I did it! I got revenge for Laputa! I taught that corrupt mouse bastard, yes?

[ If he cares to remember three straight weeks of whining, not long ago, where Kagura lamented the fact that the new Japanese Disney channel replaced the channel that played Laputa on repeat every weekend... ]
permboy: (→137)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Of course, when there's a scream Gintoki can't resist coming running. He's ready for something terrible, because you never know what might go down in a park like this, so he's got his sword pulled out and everything ... ]

Out of my way!

[ Silence is even worse. Silence is terrible, in fact. What the hell is going on? Where did she go?

The expensive soda is also lying on the ground somewhere now. RIP.

And then suddenly there's Kagura, and he skids to a halt, eyes widening at the red on her before his eyes travel down to--

The head in her hands.

Of course he doesn't remember three straight weeks of whining! After the first day he stopped listening! Nobody has the time or energy to listen to Kagura going on and on about her stupid shows! He can't believe this. She put him through all of that jabber about D*sneyland only to do this. ]


OIIII, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, YOU DAMN BRAT?! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED TO COME HERE FOR? D'YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU PUT ME THROUGH WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO SELL MY SOUL TO GET YOU INTO THIS FUCKING PARK???

[ And now they're definitely banned forever.

Oh, well.

There are security guards following her, so obviously he turns and starts running too. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you knew, yes?

[ She says casually, as they run for their lives.

But really, half the "hints" she left him were just photos of Disney character heads. The bodies were ripped off. That was a clear sign, right?!

At any rate, the parking lot is coming into view, along with Sadaharu, who has been dutifully waiting for the getaway as Kagura has instructed.
]
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't paying attention, dumbass! At least notice when someone stops listening to you!

[ Seeing as he needs to retrieve his scooter, he picks up the speed to get ahead a little, making a beeline for the bushes.

Well.

At least this gets him out of getting his ass kicked. He supposes he can't complain too much about that.

"STOP!" the guards yell furiously. "OI! I ORDER YOU TO STOP!" ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-08 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
WE WILL NOT EVER STOP UNTIL SHEETA IS SAFE, YES?!

[ When she's close enough, she leaps onto her dog chariot, and they circle around to the bushes, so they can all make a break for it together. ]
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-08 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
SHUT UP, SNOT WILDLING!

[ He skids around the bushes and takes a firm grip on the handles to push the scooter out as fast as he can. Once both wheels are on the road, he continues: ]

GO GO GO! I AIN'T PAYING ANY DAMN FINES BECAUSE OF YOU!

[ He'll be right behind her, because he's hopping onto the scooter and starting it up as he leaves the helmet sitting a bit askew on his head. It'll suck if it falls off but oh well.

He stills puts a hand on top of it just in case, as he slams the pedal to the metal, so to speak, and takes off in a jerky motion to head back the way they came. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-09 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah yeah, like she needs to be told. She's holding the head up again, like a gross trophy, as Sadaharu bounds after Gintoki. And she's laughing the whole way.

The guards are no match for that. There's no guarantee that the police won't be involved, but for now they're free. And Kagura does seem pretty happy.
]
permboy: (→62)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-09 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ God, what a terror. What an awful brat he's been saddled with. See if he ever listens to anything she says ever again! It never leads anywhere good. Terrible. Awful. And yet ...

And yet laughter bubbles out of him because, honestly, that place deserves it for taking advantage of their fame and taking fucking absurd fees for everything? Do poor children not deserve to have their dreams come true?? They can't really need all that money! There's probably some hotshot at the top taking 90% of everything. They can pay for a new Mickey suit, and he sure as hell isn't giving them anything. ]


And where're you gonna put that thing, oi????
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-09 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ That place really does deserve it. And besides, even if it was terrible, these are the kinds of things she likes. Spending time with Gintoki. Even if it is just travel time between committing crimes.

Because of that, she has to do something good with the mouse head, right? She turns it over in her hands thoughtfully for a moment..
]

I will wear it, yes?

[ The outside of it smells like cherries from the syrup at the snocone cart that she and the mouse smashed. The inside however, smells like the sweaty bald guy who last donned it might need scalp deodorant. She grimaces and pulls it off quickly. ]

Shinpachi will wear it, yes?
permboy: (→133)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-10 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who took it, you wear it, damn brat! Don't shove it off on someone else, take some responsibility!

[ Says the man who's running away from the fine for the crime she's committed. But those are two entirely different things. We've already established D*sneyland deserves nothing from them anyway.

He also sounds far more amused than he does pissed off, though, so obviously he's not ... really that serious. ]
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-10 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph!

[ She's not completely serious either. Sort of. She might really force it on Shinpachi when they get home. ]

I am being considerate, yes? Shinpachi did not get to go to Disneyland, so he would like a souvenir, yes?
Edited 2016-05-10 06:17 (UTC)
permboy: (→154)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That thing's creepy, nobody wants it.
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-12 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, are you upset because you want to try it? You can, yes? We would have to become a new manga, and there would probably be a lawsuit, but gorillawriter can handle it.
permboy: (→94)

[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-13 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
If there's gonna be any kinda lawsuit, we're already in trouble because you took the head off of M*ckey and you haven't censored a damn thing!
kusogaki: (pic#7534346)

[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-16 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Huhuhuhu. You are truly naive, yes? It has been too many years of the same thing! Bleeping out M*ckey and B*nkai is not going to work anymore!

[ Since when are bankai part of Disney? Who knows. ]

We need a new tactic. This is not Mickey, yes? This is Samuel. He fought in the war with you, yes?

[ Fake flashback to the old Joui huddle; only a bloody Mickey Mouse is also there, with an arm around Gintoki. His lifeless eyes reflecting the death and destruction he's trying so hard to forget. ]
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-16 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? IF WE HAD A THING LIKE THAT IN OUR RANKS, THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY WAR AT ALL! EVERYBODY WOULD'VE RUN AWAY SCREAMING!
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-16 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Man... Gin-chan! You want us to get sued, yes? Is that why you are making such a big deal?

[ She lowers the mouse head, and shoots Gintoki a concerned look ]

It is not like anyone cares about the accuracy of the backstory, yes? People will forget it again just like they forget characters like Yashimoto and Hamasuki.

[ Weird Disney versions of Sakamoto and Takasugi? You bet. That's what those guys are. The right clothes and accessories, but weird character heads. ]
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-17 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What is wrong with her.

Just this face. ]


Who are they. If the main heroine in the manga can't even keep track of the hero's old friends, why's anybody else gonna? You're ruining us, oi. Put some effort into it.
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[personal profile] kusogaki 2016-05-21 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I tried, Gin-chan! Really! But so many characters come and go, yes?

[ A parade of characters in gross mascot heads? YES. Ninjas, samurai, old and young, one episode side characters, shinpachi love interests... They're all flying by. There are too many! ]

You cannot keep them straight either! When was the last time you heard from Oogushi-kun, huh? Did you remember him?
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[personal profile] permboy 2016-05-22 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
There never was an Oogushi-kun! I made him up! Ah, that's how it was, right?

[ He cups his chin, frowning at the road in front of him. Oogushi-kun is just made up, right? There was no such old friend of Gin-san's, right? ]